Take a big hint from the Southern California locals. Book a Disney vacation special between Labor Day and Christmas, avoiding the crowds and saving a ton of money. You can go full-on upscale, five-star all the way, staying at a premier Disney resort for just over $100 per person per night. If that seems a little spendy, you can economize and still enjoy all the magic with a Disney vacation special starting at approximately $40 per person per night. You cannot take the family to the movies and out to dinner for just $40.
Southern Californians Know Their Disney Vacation Specials
No same and self-respecting southern Californian would venture into Disneyland during the summer. All those tourists? Are you kidding? Year round access to the Magic Kingdom ranks far and away, #1 among the joys of being a southern California local. Sure, the weather and the beaches are nice, and it’s cool that you can go from surfing to skiing all in the same day; but people put down roots west of the coastal foothills because they want unrestricted access to the E-ticket thrills of perpetual youth.
Every right-thinking local from Bakersfield to San Ysidro will book a Disney vacation special for some time during the fall. In the autumn, when the tourists have returned to their much-celebrated changing leaves and other symptoms of freezing cold, Southern California locals find phenomenal bargains on Disney resort packages. They can stay as little as two nights, or they can extend their stays up to a week or more. The longer they stay, the more they save.
Book Your Own Disney Vacation Special
You know you can find a few days and nights sometime between now and Christmas.
Declare a family emergency. Say everyone has come down with “whine” flu: You must take decisive action, because the husband and children seem feverish, and they are whining uncontrollably, practically in paroxysms and apoplexies. Worse than fits of the vapors! Clearly, the family needs their Disney therapy. What can be more therapeutic than screaming your lungs out as you cascade headlong from peak to pond on Splash Mountain? C’mon, people pay big money for “primal scream therapy,” and they don’t even get a thrill ride. What could possibly have more medicinal value than a dozen different desserts shaped like Mickey? Nine out of ten doctors recommend Mickey-eared Rice Crispy treats for quick relief of neuritis, neuralgia, and near-fatal nostalgia.
Park your flip-flops under the bed at a Disney resort, adding on park-hopper tickets and all kinds of perquisites for about $50 per person. You pay less to hang with Woody and Buzz than you pay for staying home. Especially if you have children in fifth and eleventh grade, the Disney trip fits right into their curriculum. Visit Tom Sawyer’s island for a literature study, and spend a few minutes with Mr. Lincoln to satisfy the history requirement. Note that Disneyland itself, now more than fifty years old, is a priceless piece of Americana; also note that NASA recently honored Buzz Light-year as the space agency’s longest serving astronaut.
Author: D C James
Article Source: EzineArticles.com
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